Friday, August 22, 2008

What about Bob?


"______, it looked ugly out there. You just lost the gold medal and pretty much everything you have trained towards for at least the last four years. Could you tell the audience at home how it feels?"

If I ever met this Bob Neymeyer guy, the man who is down on the track at the Bird's Nest and does the post-race interviews, I'd stick a millstone medal around his neck and find a close ocean. It's like these athletes owe the dude something.

"You did so well in the qualifying heats, but this time you hit a hurdle and couldn't catch up. What happened out there?"

"You won the gold in Athens four years ago, but changed coaches. Do you think that has anything to do with your loss?"

"Your injuries have hampered you all year, and now you just lost a chance at the podium. Are you really 100%?"

"Throughout the race, your progress seemed to be going between varying degrees of nothing and something. Why didn't you win, you loser?

I was glad of Jeremy Wariner walking away from his overbearing questioning, broadcasted last night.

End.

4 comments:

Andrew and Heidi said...

I didn't understand a thing you just said... Do the chickens have large talons?

Cameron said...

Then that's because you didn't watch the Olympic track and field events! ksjdfajkshgkj

Hayddawg said...

That is the fastest white man on the planet.

Taylor said...

Haha, I know this is about 3 months late but I can not express in words how much I hated that guy.